“Who wants toast?”
Marcus Fenix - Gears of War 2You Died!
- Dark SoulsI’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.
Max Payne - Max Payne 3I pooped right where you’re standing.
Claptrap - Borderlands Game of the Year Edition EnhancedYou have died of dysentery.
- Oregon Trail“Would you kindly…”
Various - BioShockI never asked for this.
Adam Jensen - Deus Ex: Human Revolution“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”
Altair - Assassin’s CreedI was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.
Various - Elder Scrolls V, The: SkyrimI’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.
Ryo Hazuki - Shenmue“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”
Barry Burton - Resident Evil 1This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.
Max Payne - Max Payne 3“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”
Dick Justice - Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”
G-Man - Orange Box, The“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”
Andrew Ryan - BioShockWell done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”
GladOS - Portal 2Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!
Guybrush Threepwood - Secret of Monkey Island, TheGo for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.
Minsc - Baldur’s Gate II: Shadows of Amn“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”
G-Man - Orange Box, TheIt’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.
Trevor Phillips - Grand Theft Auto VAnd so our story begins.
Narrator - Fable IIThis town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.
Max Payne - Max Payne 3You spoony bard!
Tellah - Final Fantasy IVI’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.
Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”
G-Man - Orange Box, TheYou know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.
Mario Frigo - Just Cause 3You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.
Darth Malak - Star Wars: Knights of the Old RepublicWhenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…
Ben - Full ThrottleDo a barrel roll!
Peppy - Star FoxYour face, your ass – what’s the difference?
Duke Nukem - Duke Nukem 3DLife, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!
Kefka - Final Fantasy VI“War… War never changes!”
Narrator(Ron Perlman) - Fallout 3In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.
Blackbeard - Assassin’s Creed IV: Black FlagI’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?
Commander Shephard - Mass Effect 2You monster!
GladOS - Portal 2May you find your worth in the waking world.
Doll - BloodborneLook behind you!
- PTThat reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.
Haggard - Battlefield: Bad CompanyStay a while and listen.
Decard Cain - Diablo IIDo you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?
Otacon - Metal Gear SolidNothing is true, everything is permitted.
Altair - Assassin’s CreedI’m the monster in the closet.
Sam Fisher - Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Chaos TheoryOh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.
GladOS - Portal 2Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.
GladOS - Portal 2It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.
Richard B. Riddick - Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher BayRise if you would. For that is our curse.
Prince Lothric - Dark Souls IIII gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.
Trevor Phillips - Grand Theft Auto VI don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.
The Stranger - DestinyI uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?
Defective Turret - Portal 2Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.
Defective Turret - Portal 2Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.
Prof. Mordin Solus - Mass Effect 2Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!
Toad - Super Mario Bros.“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”
Andrew Ryan - BioShockThe cake is a lie!!!
Doug Rattmann - Orange Box, TheLike all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.
Max Payne - Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max PayneDid I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
Vaas - Far Cry 3I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan
Ryder - Mass Effect: AndromedaIt’s fear that gives men wings!
Max Payne - Max Payne