You monster!

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

Look behind you!

You Died!

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

I’m the monster in the closet.

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

And so our story begins.

“Would you kindly…”

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

“War… War never changes!”

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

I never asked for this.

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

It’s fear that gives men wings!

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

Stay a while and listen.

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

You spoony bard!

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

Do a barrel roll!

You have died of dysentery.

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

I pooped right where you’re standing.

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

The cake is a lie!!!

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

May you find your worth in the waking world.

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

“Who wants toast?”

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.