I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

Do a barrel roll!

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

I pooped right where you’re standing.

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

And so our story begins.

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

“Who wants toast?”

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

“Would you kindly…”

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

The cake is a lie!!!

It’s fear that gives men wings!

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

I’m the monster in the closet.

Look behind you!

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

You spoony bard!

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

You Died!

Stay a while and listen.

You monster!

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

“War… War never changes!”

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

I never asked for this.

You have died of dysentery.

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?