I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Trevor Phillips - Grand Theft Auto V

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

Barry Burton - Resident Evil 1

I never asked for this.

Adam Jensen - Deus Ex: Human Revolution

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

The Stranger - Destiny

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

Defective Turret - Portal 2

“War… War never changes!”

Narrator(Ron Perlman) - Fallout 3

I pooped right where you’re standing.

Claptrap - Borderlands Game of the Year Edition Enhanced

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

Prof. Mordin Solus - Mass Effect 2

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Altair - Assassin’s Creed

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

Guybrush Threepwood - Secret of Monkey Island, The

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

Ben - Full Throttle

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

Andrew Ryan - BioShock

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

Dick Justice - Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

Minsc - Baldur’s Gate II: Shadows of Amn

Stay a while and listen.

Decard Cain - Diablo II

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

Haggard - Battlefield: Bad Company

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

Max Payne - Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne

And so our story begins.

Narrator - Fable II

The cake is a lie!!!

Doug Rattmann - Orange Box, The

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

GladOS - Portal 2

Look behind you!

- PT

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Doll - Bloodborne

You monster!

GladOS - Portal 2

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

Mario Frigo - Just Cause 3

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

Richard B. Riddick - Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Various - Elder Scrolls V, The: Skyrim

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

Max Payne - Max Payne 3

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

GladOS - Portal 2

You spoony bard!

Tellah - Final Fantasy IV

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

Max Payne - Max Payne 3

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

Trevor Phillips - Grand Theft Auto V

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

Commander Shephard - Mass Effect 2

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

Ryo Hazuki - Shenmue

You have died of dysentery.

- Oregon Trail

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

Ryder - Mass Effect: Andromeda

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

Blackbeard - Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Toad - Super Mario Bros.

Do a barrel roll!

Peppy - Star Fox

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

Duke Nukem - Duke Nukem 3D

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

I’m the monster in the closet.

Sam Fisher - Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

Darth Malak - Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

Prince Lothric - Dark Souls III

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

Max Payne - Max Payne 3

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

Altair - Assassin’s Creed

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

Otacon - Metal Gear Solid

You Died!

- Dark Souls

It’s fear that gives men wings!

Max Payne - Max Payne

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

Kefka - Final Fantasy VI

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

Vaas - Far Cry 3

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

Andrew Ryan - BioShock

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

G-Man - Orange Box, The

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

GladOS - Portal 2

“Would you kindly…”

Various - BioShock

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

Defective Turret - Portal 2

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

G-Man - Orange Box, The

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

G-Man - Orange Box, The

“Who wants toast?”

Marcus Fenix - Gears of War 2