Stay a while and listen.

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

The cake is a lie!!!

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

You spoony bard!

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

Do a barrel roll!

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

Look behind you!

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

I’m the monster in the closet.

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

You have died of dysentery.

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

And so our story begins.

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

It’s fear that gives men wings!

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

“Who wants toast?”

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

You Died!

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

You monster!

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

“War… War never changes!”

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

I never asked for this.

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

“Would you kindly…”

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

I pooped right where you’re standing.