I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

You spoony bard!

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

You Died!

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

Stay a while and listen.

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

“War… War never changes!”

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

“Would you kindly…”

I never asked for this.

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

It’s fear that gives men wings!

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

You have died of dysentery.

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

I pooped right where you’re standing.

Look behind you!

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

The cake is a lie!!!

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

You monster!

“Who wants toast?”

And so our story begins.

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

I’m the monster in the closet.

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

Do a barrel roll!

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?