“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

“Who wants toast?”

Stay a while and listen.

The cake is a lie!!!

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

“Would you kindly…”

“War… War never changes!”

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

And so our story begins.

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

I pooped right where you’re standing.

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

Look behind you!

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

I’m the monster in the closet.

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

You have died of dysentery.

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

Do a barrel roll!

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

I never asked for this.

It’s fear that gives men wings!

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

You spoony bard!

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

You Died!

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

You monster!

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.