“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

You monster!

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

And so our story begins.

You have died of dysentery.

Look behind you!

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

“War… War never changes!”

“Would you kindly…”

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

You spoony bard!

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

Do a barrel roll!

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

I’m the monster in the closet.

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

It’s fear that gives men wings!

I never asked for this.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Stay a while and listen.

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

The cake is a lie!!!

“Who wants toast?”

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

You Died!

I pooped right where you’re standing.

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!