Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.
Defective Turret - Portal 2The cake is a lie!!!
Doug Rattmann - Orange Box, TheI’m the monster in the closet.
Sam Fisher - Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Chaos TheoryI uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?
Defective Turret - Portal 2You Died!
- Dark SoulsWell done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”
GladOS - Portal 2You monster!
GladOS - Portal 2You spoony bard!
Tellah - Final Fantasy IVThank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!
Toad - Super Mario Bros.Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?
Duke Nukem - Duke Nukem 3DThis place was like Baghdad with g-strings.
Max Payne - Max Payne 3“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”
Barry Burton - Resident Evil 1And so our story begins.
Narrator - Fable IIIt’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.
Richard B. Riddick - Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher BayI don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan
Ryder - Mass Effect: AndromedaI never asked for this.
Adam Jensen - Deus Ex: Human RevolutionLife, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!
Kefka - Final Fantasy VILook behind you!
- PT“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”
Altair - Assassin’s CreedI gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.
Trevor Phillips - Grand Theft Auto VI’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?
Commander Shephard - Mass Effect 2Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.
Max Payne - Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max PayneIt’s fear that gives men wings!
Max Payne - Max Payne“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”
G-Man - Orange Box, TheI’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.
Ryo Hazuki - Shenmue“War… War never changes!”
Narrator(Ron Perlman) - Fallout 3You have died of dysentery.
- Oregon TrailThis town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.
Max Payne - Max Payne 3You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.
Darth Malak - Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”
G-Man - Orange Box, TheI don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.
The Stranger - DestinyStay a while and listen.
Decard Cain - Diablo III was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.
Various - Elder Scrolls V, The: SkyrimHard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.
Prof. Mordin Solus - Mass Effect 2Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
Altair - Assassin’s Creed“Would you kindly…”
Various - BioShockIn a world without gold, we could have been heroes.
Blackbeard - Assassin’s Creed IV: Black FlagGo for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.
Minsc - Baldur’s Gate II: Shadows of Amn“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”
Andrew Ryan - BioShockI’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.
Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the PatriotsI pooped right where you’re standing.
Claptrap - Borderlands Game of the Year Edition Enhanced“Who wants toast?”
Marcus Fenix - Gears of War 2Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.
GladOS - Portal 2Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.
GladOS - Portal 2That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.
Haggard - Battlefield: Bad CompanyDo a barrel roll!
Peppy - Star FoxRise if you would. For that is our curse.
Prince Lothric - Dark Souls IIIWhenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…
Ben - Full ThrottleYou know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.
Mario Frigo - Just Cause 3“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”
Dick Justice - Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max PayneI’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.
Max Payne - Max Payne 3Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?
Otacon - Metal Gear SolidLook behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!
Guybrush Threepwood - Secret of Monkey Island, The“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”
G-Man - Orange Box, TheDid I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
Vaas - Far Cry 3May you find your worth in the waking world.
Doll - Bloodborne“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”
Andrew Ryan - BioShockIt’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.
Trevor Phillips - Grand Theft Auto V