“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

Barry Burton - Resident Evil 1

I pooped right where you’re standing.

Claptrap - Borderlands Game of the Year Edition Enhanced

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

Guybrush Threepwood - Secret of Monkey Island, The

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Doll - Bloodborne

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Trevor Phillips - Grand Theft Auto V

I never asked for this.

Adam Jensen - Deus Ex: Human Revolution

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

Defective Turret - Portal 2

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

Max Payne - Max Payne 3

You spoony bard!

Tellah - Final Fantasy IV

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

Blackbeard - Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

Altair - Assassin’s Creed

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

Darth Malak - Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Altair - Assassin’s Creed

It’s fear that gives men wings!

Max Payne - Max Payne

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

Max Payne - Max Payne 3

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

Max Payne - Max Payne 3

“Would you kindly…”

Various - BioShock

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

Ryder - Mass Effect: Andromeda

“Who wants toast?”

Marcus Fenix - Gears of War 2

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

Defective Turret - Portal 2

I’m the monster in the closet.

Sam Fisher - Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

You monster!

GladOS - Portal 2

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

Otacon - Metal Gear Solid

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

Andrew Ryan - BioShock

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

The Stranger - Destiny

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Various - Elder Scrolls V, The: Skyrim

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

Haggard - Battlefield: Bad Company

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

Duke Nukem - Duke Nukem 3D

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

Prof. Mordin Solus - Mass Effect 2

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

Kefka - Final Fantasy VI

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

GladOS - Portal 2

Do a barrel roll!

Peppy - Star Fox

Stay a while and listen.

Decard Cain - Diablo II

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

Commander Shephard - Mass Effect 2

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

Prince Lothric - Dark Souls III

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

Dick Justice - Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne

“War… War never changes!”

Narrator(Ron Perlman) - Fallout 3

You have died of dysentery.

- Oregon Trail

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

Andrew Ryan - BioShock

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

Ryo Hazuki - Shenmue

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

Vaas - Far Cry 3

Look behind you!

- PT

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

Ben - Full Throttle

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

G-Man - Orange Box, The

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Toad - Super Mario Bros.

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

G-Man - Orange Box, The

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

Richard B. Riddick - Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

Minsc - Baldur’s Gate II: Shadows of Amn

And so our story begins.

Narrator - Fable II

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

GladOS - Portal 2

The cake is a lie!!!

Doug Rattmann - Orange Box, The

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

Mario Frigo - Just Cause 3

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

Trevor Phillips - Grand Theft Auto V

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

G-Man - Orange Box, The

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

GladOS - Portal 2

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

Max Payne - Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne

You Died!

- Dark Souls