Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

You spoony bard!

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

I’m the monster in the closet.

The cake is a lie!!!

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

You Died!

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

You have died of dysentery.

May you find your worth in the waking world.

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

Stay a while and listen.

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

“Who wants toast?”

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

It’s fear that gives men wings!

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

And so our story begins.

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

I never asked for this.

I pooped right where you’re standing.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

You monster!

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

“War… War never changes!”

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

“Would you kindly…”

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Look behind you!

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

Do a barrel roll!