The cake is a lie!!!

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

May you find your worth in the waking world.

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

Look behind you!

You spoony bard!

I pooped right where you’re standing.

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

I’m the monster in the closet.

I never asked for this.

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

“War… War never changes!”

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

It’s fear that gives men wings!

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

You have died of dysentery.

Do a barrel roll!

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

And so our story begins.

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Stay a while and listen.

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

“Who wants toast?”

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

You Died!

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

You monster!

“Would you kindly…”

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”