That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

You monster!

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

I’m the monster in the closet.

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

You Died!

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

Stay a while and listen.

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

You spoony bard!

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

You have died of dysentery.

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

“Would you kindly…”

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

It’s fear that gives men wings!

Do a barrel roll!

I never asked for this.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

“Who wants toast?”

Look behind you!

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

“War… War never changes!”

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

And so our story begins.

The cake is a lie!!!

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

I pooped right where you’re standing.

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.