“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

“Who wants toast?”

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

Stay a while and listen.

I’m the monster in the closet.

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

“Would you kindly…”

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

Do a barrel roll!

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Look behind you!

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

You have died of dysentery.

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

You spoony bard!

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

It’s fear that gives men wings!

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

The cake is a lie!!!

“War… War never changes!”

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

I never asked for this.

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

You monster!

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

I pooped right where you’re standing.

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

And so our story begins.

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

You Died!