You monster!

It’s fear that gives men wings!

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

I pooped right where you’re standing.

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

“Who wants toast?”

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

You have died of dysentery.

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

Do a barrel roll!

The cake is a lie!!!

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

You spoony bard!

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

And so our story begins.

“Would you kindly…”

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Stay a while and listen.

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

You Died!

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

“War… War never changes!”

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

I never asked for this.

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

I’m the monster in the closet.

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

Look behind you!

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?