I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

Do a barrel roll!

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

I never asked for this.

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

“War… War never changes!”

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

Look behind you!

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

May you find your worth in the waking world.

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

You monster!

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

And so our story begins.

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

“Would you kindly…”

I pooped right where you’re standing.

You Died!

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

I’m the monster in the closet.

The cake is a lie!!!

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

You have died of dysentery.

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

It’s fear that gives men wings!

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

You spoony bard!

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

Stay a while and listen.

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

“Who wants toast?”

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”