Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

You have died of dysentery.

“Would you kindly…”

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

I’m the monster in the closet.

Do a barrel roll!

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Stay a while and listen.

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

You monster!

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

You Died!

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

It’s fear that gives men wings!

“War… War never changes!”

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

Look behind you!

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

You spoony bard!

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

I pooped right where you’re standing.

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

And so our story begins.

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

May you find your worth in the waking world.

“Who wants toast?”

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

I never asked for this.

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

The cake is a lie!!!