I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

“Would you kindly…”

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

You spoony bard!

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

I’m the monster in the closet.

I pooped right where you’re standing.

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

You have died of dysentery.

“Who wants toast?”

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

It’s fear that gives men wings!

You monster!

“War… War never changes!”

Stay a while and listen.

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

Look behind you!

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

May you find your worth in the waking world.

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

The cake is a lie!!!

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

And so our story begins.

You Died!

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

I never asked for this.

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

Do a barrel roll!

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…