This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

“Who wants toast?”

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

I’m the monster in the closet.

May you find your worth in the waking world.

“Would you kindly…”

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

Look behind you!

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

Do a barrel roll!

And so our story begins.

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

I pooped right where you’re standing.

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

You have died of dysentery.

“War… War never changes!”

I never asked for this.

You spoony bard!

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

You monster!

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

It’s fear that gives men wings!

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

Stay a while and listen.

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

You Died!

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

The cake is a lie!!!