“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

Look behind you!

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

Do a barrel roll!

I never asked for this.

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

I pooped right where you’re standing.

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

“War… War never changes!”

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

“Would you kindly…”

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

You monster!

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

Stay a while and listen.

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

You have died of dysentery.

The cake is a lie!!!

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

“Who wants toast?”

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

I’m the monster in the closet.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

You Died!

You spoony bard!

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

And so our story begins.

It’s fear that gives men wings!

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”