Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

I pooped right where you’re standing.

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

You have died of dysentery.

You spoony bard!

You monster!

“Would you kindly…”

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

“Who wants toast?”

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Look behind you!

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

It’s fear that gives men wings!

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

May you find your worth in the waking world.

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

The cake is a lie!!!

You Died!

I never asked for this.

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

And so our story begins.

“War… War never changes!”

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

Do a barrel roll!

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

Stay a while and listen.

I’m the monster in the closet.

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.