“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

“Who wants toast?”

You spoony bard!

Stay a while and listen.

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

Look behind you!

I’m the monster in the closet.

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

It’s fear that gives men wings!

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

The cake is a lie!!!

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

Do a barrel roll!

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

I never asked for this.

You monster!

You Died!

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

“Would you kindly…”

“War… War never changes!”

And so our story begins.

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

You have died of dysentery.

I pooped right where you’re standing.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?