Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

Stay a while and listen.

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

You Died!

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

You have died of dysentery.

You monster!

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

And so our story begins.

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

It’s fear that gives men wings!

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

I never asked for this.

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

You spoony bard!

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

“War… War never changes!”

I pooped right where you’re standing.

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

Do a barrel roll!

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

I’m the monster in the closet.

“Would you kindly…”

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

Look behind you!

“Who wants toast?”

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

The cake is a lie!!!

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.