I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

You have died of dysentery.

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

Look behind you!

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

It’s fear that gives men wings!

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

You monster!

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

“Would you kindly…”

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

I never asked for this.

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

You Died!

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

And so our story begins.

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

May you find your worth in the waking world.

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

You spoony bard!

I pooped right where you’re standing.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

The cake is a lie!!!

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

“War… War never changes!”

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

“Who wants toast?”

Stay a while and listen.

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

Do a barrel roll!

I’m the monster in the closet.