I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

I’m the monster in the closet.

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

I pooped right where you’re standing.

Look behind you!

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

You Died!

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

I never asked for this.

Stay a while and listen.

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

“War… War never changes!”

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

The cake is a lie!!!

“Who wants toast?”

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

Do a barrel roll!

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

You have died of dysentery.

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

“Would you kindly…”

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

It’s fear that gives men wings!

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

And so our story begins.

You monster!

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

You spoony bard!

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?