I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

Do a barrel roll!

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

You monster!

I’m the monster in the closet.

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

You spoony bard!

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

“Who wants toast?”

You have died of dysentery.

I never asked for this.

“War… War never changes!”

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

I pooped right where you’re standing.

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

And so our story begins.

You Died!

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

It’s fear that gives men wings!

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

Look behind you!

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

Stay a while and listen.

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

“Would you kindly…”

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

The cake is a lie!!!

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.