“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

I’m the monster in the closet.

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

“Would you kindly…”

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

May you find your worth in the waking world.

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

Look behind you!

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

You have died of dysentery.

And so our story begins.

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

You Died!

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

“War… War never changes!”

Stay a while and listen.

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

The cake is a lie!!!

You spoony bard!

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

You monster!

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

I pooped right where you’re standing.

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

It’s fear that gives men wings!

“Who wants toast?”

Do a barrel roll!

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

I never asked for this.

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”