You Died!

Stay a while and listen.

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

The cake is a lie!!!

You spoony bard!

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

I’m the monster in the closet.

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

You monster!

I pooped right where you’re standing.

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

I never asked for this.

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

It’s fear that gives men wings!

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

Do a barrel roll!

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

“War… War never changes!”

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

You have died of dysentery.

“Who wants toast?”

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

Look behind you!

And so our story begins.

“Would you kindly…”