I’m no hero. Never was, never will be. I’m just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.

I’m the monster in the closet.

The cake is a lie!!!

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

I’d been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

Hard to see big picture behind the pile of corpses.

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

You know I never really thought about it, Rico but there’s a difference between you LOOK and you SEE. You look at Medici, she’s beautiful. She’s a jewel in the sun. But you see Medici, she’s completely rotten.

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

Rise if you would. For that is our curse.

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?

I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan

You Died!

I uh, don’t have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where do I get my gun?

I’m looking for a place where sailors hang out.

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.”

I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, I can’t describe it, but I’ll know it when I see it.

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich.”

“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

“Would you kindly…”

And so our story begins.

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Clickity click click. Right on the money. Shootin’ blanks every time. All the time.

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

Look behind you!

“Wake up Mr Freeman, Wake up and.. Smell the Ashes.”

“I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.”

I gotta go meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen…

This place was like Baghdad with g-strings.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Stay a while and listen.

I never asked for this.

You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.

In a world without gold, we could have been heroes.

You have died of dysentery.

It’s fear that gives men wings!

“Who wants toast?”

You monster!

That reminds me of the first shotgun I got when I was a kid, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county.

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices… make… us.”

Do a barrel roll!

Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things, I’ll destroy them all!

“War… War never changes!”

I pooped right where you’re standing.

You spoony bard!