Remember that trailer that made you say, “hey, you just showed the whole movie beat-by-beat and in order!” Yeah? That really was the whole movie. in order, extended to two and a half hours and still somehow rushed. If you liked the trailer, you’ll like the movie… but you already saw the trailer so what’s the point of buying a ticket?

The movie was not good. There was good stuff in it (lots of it, in fact), but as a whole I can only recommend it to people who are invested in either Batman, Superman or the DC universe. And I don’t mean that if you’re invested in them that you will like this movie (you certainly might not), but simply that you will like a lot of things in it.

"A closet intellectual, he acts dumb to impress women."